Sunday, August 12, 2012

Only Monsters Get Out of Chores

Scary Gary
Scary Gary by Mark Buford

"As a writer with a yen for gruesome violence, I'm off on another nefarious quest to destroy human lives in print." Somehow, I don't think this line would get me out of emptying the dishwasher at my house. Some day, I will write a story about dishes that multiply exponentially then attack and eat the house inhabitants. Revenge of the Dishes. They're tired of being used and abused...and they're out for blood! It would be justification to write a climatic scene where the heroine creates a device that vaporizes dishes once and for all, freeing all humans from ever having to wash them again.

1 comment:

  1. If the dishes were vaporized, you sure would have to buy new ones often. LOL. I think I need to start keeping a close eye on that pile of dishes in MY sink. :)