10. Her favorite perfume is called, "Eau de Flesh".
9. When you serenade her with your guitar, she moans along.
8. Her arms are always outstretched, ready to embrace you.
7. She nibbled on your ear and bit part of it off.
6. You came back from your romantic stroll missing more body parts.
5. Her hot red dress didn't get its color from fabric dye.
4. She gave you a heart-shaped box full of chocolate-covered mouse brains.
3. When Cupid struck, it wasn't with a bow & arrow; it was with an AK-47.
2. She never says she loves you. She just says, "Brains!".
1. She asked you out to dinner--you're the meal.